08 August 2010
For Comedy, Please See
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30 July 2010
Naughty 13: Lucky Me
The show was full of pole dancing, porn stars, very funny folks and very special guests. Sam opened the show with some of his best stuff. I'm pretty sure I'll never get sick of "Crimes of Awesomeness" and "High hoof, high hoof". That was followed by incredible acrobatic feats on the pole by Annemarie Davis. By that time, everyone finally had their drinks at the table and the show was off and running.
Surprise special guest Margaret Cho killed, as did everyone's favorite stoner Doug Benson. I especially liked his bit about how women are lying when they say they are looking for a good sense of humor, but we say that "because it wouldn't be polite to say 'I like cocks and money.'" For a second great surprise, Jefrey Ross dropped by and did some of his Hasslehoff roast material.
Poor See Hang tried to give it to volunteer Zoe as per porn acting coach Roger Star's (Eddie Pepitone) instructions - "Be like the banks, like the oil companies, like Lehman Brothers" But Ron Jeremy came out, banished him back to toiling in tech support obscurity, and showed the audience just how it should be done.
Speaking of tech support, the AV system was completely screwed last night. We were able to catch a couple of the prepared videos, but it just completely died in the middle of the very promising Strippers Guide to Fighting Terror starring Taylor Vixen (Sam promised it'll be online soon).
And there was more! Bunny Fever, Shawarma the Ass Eating Persian, Kagney Linn Karter, Soma Snakeoil, the Silver Schlong award... oh and we learned the fun fact that in his younger days, Sam was a towel boy at Crunch. ha ha!
It was great, sort of like an old-fashioned variety show, if it took place in Sodom & Gomorrah.
26 July 2010
Names Night!
20 July 2010
Behind The Names: Jeff Scott
He's also a walking repository of the history of the Comedy Store, going all the way back before it was Ciro's. During the very first conversation I had with Jeff, he pointed to the wall between the Main Room and the Original Room and told me that when this was Ciro's, there was no wall, just one enormous show room where the likes of Frank Sinatra and Lana Turner would enjoy dinner, dancing and entertainment. Since then, I've been privy to such gems as :
16 July 2010
Open Mic
My first open mic was at Sal's Comedy Hole - a newish spot in Hollywood that has been transplanted from its successful roots in New York. It's rapidly becoming my favorite non-Store place to catch a show and it's definitely my favorite open mic so far. The vibe is fantastic - kind of like the Store - it's role as creative incubator trumps being an uptight place of business. But Sal's gives its performers even more free range and, since it's new, hasn't yet been bogged down by politics and tradition.
27 June 2010
Just a Saturday Night
22 June 2010
Chris Millhouse is my Hungarian Parlament of Comedy
17 June 2010
What makes a good comedy club?
11 June 2010
Laughter is Power
10 June 2010
My Day in (Small Claims) Court
But, here's the thing, the reason the case was dismissed is that the plaintiff didn't show up, so I was supposed to go at the front of the line for a cursory appearance. But something got screwed up, so I ended up sitting through every single other case for the afternoon.
08 June 2010
The Great & Secret Comedy Show
03 June 2010
Comedy at the House of Blues
Why Are You Google Stalking Dan Madonia?
02 June 2010
They Hate Us For Our Freedom
01 June 2010
What Happens at the Comedy Store Stays at the Comedy Store
23 May 2010
That's What I'm talking About
19 May 2010
In Praise of the 12:15 Comedian
Hopefully, they had a at least one other slot somewhere earlier in the night, but regardless, they made an effort to get here to go on for what is bound to be a tiny, drunk and possibly surly crowd. They don't do it for the money (which is shit) and typically they don't really get to work out their material because of said sucky crowd. But they get up there and do their 15 minutes and work with what the drunk loudmouths (like me) in the crowd start spouting. It's really a heroic effort.
07 May 2010
What Day Is It?
02 May 2010
Dan Madonia & The Silent Comedy on The Real Sunset Strip
I feel like now I'm damning Dan Madonia with faint praise, but he was terrific too. It's just that The Silent Comedy was mind-blowingly awesome so I had to start with them. But the night actually started with Dan and he was terrifically funny. There was one point where the crowd almost turned on him, but he quickly saved it and had pretty much everyone in the place laughing. And, apparently I can not go see comics anywhere without somehow inserting myself in their act - it isn't just the Comedy Store that brings that out in me. Dan had this almost throw-away line like "Who's got some tits I can snort some coke off of?" and one guy in the corner was very adamantly raising his hand, so I raised my pointing finger toward him and got "I like how you're volunteering other boobs when you have a perfectly good set, yourself." heh.
Not really sure how The Real Sunset Strip is going to follow an awesome night like that, but heck, I'll settle for about 75% of the awesomeness
28 April 2010
Foursquare Mayor of the Comedy Store, Bitches!
The funny thing is that I had never even been to the Comedy Store until the StripCrawl. It's stupid really. I love comedy and this is literally the closest comedy club to my home (just up the hill!) and a pretty awesome one, to boot. I had tried to go a couple of times, one time we ended up at the Improv instead and the rest of the times the "Let's stop into the Trocadero for a drink first" plan turned into "Let's just stay at the Trocadero until closing time." But now the place has an irresistible pull for me - especially after midnight. The crowd thins out and the comics are edgier, drunker and often funnier. I've also noticed they tend to talk directly to the crowd a lot more. I don't know if that's considered kind of hacky and a crutch to other comedians, but as an I'm-the-center-of-the-universe egotist in the audience, it's appealing to me. And, especially since my Jenny Lane Tour, I tend to know at least one or two people hanging out in the back, so I have entertainment if I get bored of the guy on stage.
I was actually starting to get a little self-conscious of my newfound addiction to the 1 am comedians after wandering over there late-night, mid-week last week but now that it confers bragging rights (albeit, nerdy, nerdy bragging rights) I will proudly own up to my secret weakness.
25 April 2010
The Jenny Lane Tour
We had been cleared out of The Viper Room after our free Foursquare Day show in prep for the sold-out real show (thanks Viper Room!) and were headed up to the Rainbow when we started discussing whet should be the plan for the rest of the night. Now, I should probably mention here that I have developed what I like to call The Circuit for Friday night. I start at either the Viper Room or the Roxy, depending on who's playing, then go to the Rainbow and finish up at the Sunset Trocadero where I drunkenly harass the other Lat Call patrons to tip Sascha generously. Sometimes I add another stop or two along the way. So, when Jen mentioned a similar circuit she had in mind, I decided to just submit utterly and go wherever Jen wanted.
Now, I have been able to come and go mostly anonymously along this Circuit for weeks and months now. I even commented to a friend it was my "extroverted introvert time" where I got to go be alone with other people. It was a totally different story with Jen - she knew everyone from the regulars to the doormen to the bus boys everywhere we went. It was pretty hilarious and awesome. Plus, she's found all the limited access nooks and crannies in each of these locations, so it was a pretty fun tour of "behind the scenes" I also got the honor of being one of the first to view Jen's (then) empty new Larabee St apartment (the one so close to the Viper Room it inspired the "Why, Miss Jenny Lane" quotable).
We finally finished up at The Comedy Store where those boys in the Barris/Kennedy Overdrive pretty much kept at it until they were forcibly ejected from the stage by staff who wanted to clean up and get the heck out of there. Grabbed some "breakfast" at Swingers and I had to finally call it a night at 5 am.
Thanks Jen for the excellent tour!
04 April 2010
Tweetcrawl Eggstravaganza!
31 March 2010
Melissa Auf der Maur at the Viper Room
The show rocked. I honestly haven't paid much attention to Auf der Maur's career since the Hole/Smashing Pumpkins days. I vaguely remember a single from her solo album a bunch of years back, but I always thought she was pretty awesome so it seems like a good show to hit up. It was the album release of her new venture - which is actually more than an album, it's a whole multimedia extravaganza with film and a comic book and probably some other stuff. Despite my ignorance, it was well worth it. She rocked, her band rocked.. I really am such a fan of rock artists who just pour their whole heart into it and aren't trying to be hip or ironic or whatever.
Also, Melissa herself is tinier and more beautiful than I had imagined. She's not Kylie Minogue tiny or anything, but from all the music videos I've seen her in, I pictured her as a sort of towering amazon. One thing she does have in common with Kylie is a surprisingly gay (male) following. Again, I claim ignorance of whatever career and personal factors have affected this, but it was a pleasant change of pace compared to my usual (but still generally awesome) experiences at the Viper.
I definitely plan to get some of her stuff and I hope she's also getting royalties from the Hole stuff that's stuck in my head now (and thus will inevitably be purchased soon).
24 March 2010
One Year On: An Embarrassment of Riches
I've also had the opportunity to rediscover live music - somehow the love of a good rock show that was bred into me by both nature and nurture got displaced when I discovered cheesy pop and dance clubs. But now with the legendary Roxy Theater and Viper Room in walking (or, as if often the case, stumbling) distance from my house I've been able to see everything from hair rock to hip hop on a regular basis.
Then there's all the little things, like so many bars & restaurants with outdoor seating and the great weather to enjoy them almost any time. Living in a state where Happy Hour is legal. Getting more Vitamin D from the sun than from pills. A Trader Joe's on every corner. If I could just somehow add Dunkin Donuts & the Sox to the mix, I'd pretty much be in heaven.
Los Angeles has been a real gift in my life, so I wanted to take a second to really tell the universe "Thank You!... and please keep it coming!"
19 March 2010
Yoga Booty Ballet
Yoga Booty Ballet is my needle. I stumbled across the class thanks to Groupon and I am so grateful. I try to go three times a week now and I chose not to sign up for a second session of bootcamp to have the time and money to devote to YBB. It's the prefect mix of sweat, mindfulness and joy for exactly where I am on the cheerleader-hippie spectrum. The first class I attended was Patty's Wednesday night and as she introduced herself and YBB to us newcomers, she exhorted us all to "dance like you're alone in your bedroom" and proceeded to lead us through a fantastic dance sequence set to Madonna, Lady GaGa, Ke$ha and The Heavy. I leave class filled with love and appreciation for everything and everyone, no matter how I walked in and it seems to have a cumulative effect just like regular mediation. It is so awesome, I have even started scheduling my personal life around it.
09 March 2010
PaleyFest: Seth McFarlane & Friends
08 March 2010
PaleyFest: Cougar Town
So I was pretty excited when PaleyFest rolled around again this year, this time in the Saban Theater in Beverly Hills. I decided to go to the Cougar Town panel, even though it was on a Friday evening, because I think the strongest thing about the show is the fantastic ensemble cast. Unfortunately, the panel itself seemed to go off the rails pretty shortly after Bill Lawrence announced he was 12 chardonnays in and never really got back on track. Lawrence had a lot of amusing anecdotes that were great to hear, but it just seemed to be missing something and the majority of the cast really didn't get much chance to contribute. Pretty much all I learned is that Christa Miller is insanely sexy in a way that somehow just doesn't make it through the camera.
02 March 2010
She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie
16 February 2010
The ACE Eddie Awards
Somehow, it didn't click in my head that it was an awards show until I actually got there and saw the flock of reporters waiting to catch a glimpse of Morgan Freeman and James Cameron. There were also some pretty impressive dresses, including my friend Tina, who was wearing a vintage couture dress recently worn by Rihanna.
24 January 2010
Vains of Jenna at The Viper Room
Vains of Jenna has quickly become one of my favorite bands to see live. As lead singer Lizzy DeVine yelled to the crowd at the end of the set, they prove that Rock n Roll is alive and well. They are just straight-up, balls-out rock, almost a throw back to the 80's without being anachronistic. The music is great and they have just the right stage presence that's not too little but not so much as to be pretentious or comical.
The only thing I was disappointed about were the opening acts. None were bad, per se, but the first two just didn't feel fully baked - didn't seem to have a consistent look or sound going on. The third band was pretty good, but I didn't get to catch their name because some guy was yapping at me the whole time. So, unfortunately, I didn't find a new band to start seeing, but VoJ totally made up for it.
20 January 2010
Here Comes The Rain
The rain isn't quite as discombobulating for me as it seems to be for everyone else around here, but I do still find myself walking right out the door without an umbrella because I'm used to not even looking at the weather and assuming it's pretty much the same as it was yesterday. I have also completely forgotten the fact that rain + my hair = wavy curls. I wasted a good chunk of time straightening my hair this morning, only to find it all wavy tousled when I got to work (yeah, that's it, I was going for that sexy bed head look).
19 January 2010
Liquor, liquor everywhere
I realize that Massachusetts has some crazy liquor laws - you can't buy alcohol outside designated "package stores" and, until the Pats' second Super Bowl win, you could buy any kind of alcohol on a Sunday.
So the fact that grocery stores have a better selection than most liquor stores around here is a bit of a change. It's especially disconcerting to see Wild Turkey across the aisle from Advil in the CVS.
It disturbs me, but I like it. Not only because NyQuil is no longer the only thing that gets me drunk at CVS, but also as more evidence that I live in a much less stupidly puritanical place. I think the apex of this rational approach to the hooch is the wine & liquor 6 pack. In pretty much any retail outlet, they provide these handy cardboard carrying cases that holds 6 bottles of wine or liquor and you get 10% off if you buy 6 at once. Goooo binge drinking!
10 January 2010
The Martians are Me
So, I tasked some of my friends with monitoring me for sudden desire to spray tan or not eat anything but horse asthma pills.
However, I've started to slip already in other ways. I actually caught myself thinking "I should go buy some of those skinny, tapered-leg jeans so I can tuck them INTO my boots." *shudder* I mean, my boots are hot, but that's one step closer to Uggs and a miniskirt.
More damningly, I've just started a screenwriting class. That was one of my big complaints about my previous visits here - everyone is a screenwriter. Literally everywhere I went, I'd overhear the guy at the next table - or even the next gas pump - droning on about his little project. And now, I am one of them. Fortunately, I have a day job, so I haven't gotten to the point of sitting in Starbucks at 2 pm with my laptop. That's my small comfort.
Sadly, I didn't get a chance to support The Strip this week, in part because of the screenwriting class and more due to my early morning bootcamp. Gonna try to make it out next week, but i may have to dial that resolution back to once per month.